[The movie's theme plays]
Mike: And now, the news.

[The musical score apes Also sprach Zarathustra as the Angels' combat van appears.]
Servo: [singing] Vaguely Strauss, but notttt!

[The musicians park their camper by a river. The forest sounds include synthesized musical chirps.]
Servo: Syntho-birds.
Crow: Hey, it's a Casio forest.
Joel: They parked next to a data stream.

[The name "Julie Walker" appears]
Crow: Julie Walker: Texas Ranger.

[The name "Rando Schmook" appears in the credits]
Mike: Hey, it's the Amazing Rando!
Servo: Watch Rando the Great construct sets with his very mind!
Crow [as Rando]: Now, we've never met before, have we?

[The narrator describes the voracious shrew.]
Narrator: He must eat his own body weight every few hours��
Servo [as Narrator]: ��plus a delicious shake.

[The narrator has talked about keeping paper on the floor to cover litter.]
Narrator: After the first few days, the paper can be removed.
Crow: Except for the sports section.

[The narrator instructs Mildred on brushing her hair.]
Narrator: Brush, and brush, and brush--at least 100 strokes.
Mike [as Narrator]: Just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our Lord and Savior!
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[The narrator introduces fashion models posing next to the Dream Cars Of Tomorrow. Each car is shown between shots of fireworks.]
Servo [as Announcer]: With Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows...
Crow: Bonnie and Clyde's death car!
. . .
Servo [as Announcer]: With Art Carney and Joyce Randolph...
Crow: Fonzie's death car.
Mike [as Fonzie]: Ay.
. . .
Mike [as Narrator]: Pregnant woman and schnauzer optional.
Crow: Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason.
. . .
Servo: The "Closed Three Plants" car.
Mike: Executive producer, Jack Philbin.
Crow: The Schick electric razor car!
. . .
Narrator: Costume by Emilio of Capri!
Mike [as Narrator]: Unfettered avarice by Madison Avenue!
Servo [as Announcer]: ...in The Honeymooners!
[A broad-grilled car is shown next.]
Crow [as the cars "expression"]: GRRR! RRRRrrrR!
. . .
Mike [as Narrator]: Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.

[The narrator is describing appropriate clothing while a shady-looking man dresses.]
Narrator: Be sure to wear a clean shirt...
Crow: Be sure to get a brand-new chin.
Narrator: ...and your favorite tie.
Servo: Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone!

[The Narrator is describing the good points of a freezer]
Narrator: Yes, on every count...
Mike [as Narrator]: Guilty!

[The narrator is introducing the characters in the film.]
Narrator: After the time of the Great Forming, there was a time when the world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men.
Servo: Oh, you mean the '80s.

[The Narrator is talking about profitable egg production.]
Narrator: A hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you 3 eggs for every pound you feed her.
Mike [as Narrator]: She will live.
Narrator: Keep that one.
Crow [as Narrator]: She's worth millions.
Narrator: But if she eats 70 pounds of feed and lays only 70 eggs a year, you better send her to the market or to your dinner table.
Servo: Or put a warning slip on her desk.

[The Narrator talks about lunchtime at the fair over footage of children eating, including a noticeably obese boy chowing down on a foot-long hot dog.]
Servo [as Narrator]: Watch the boy on the left. His heart's about to explode! Waaait...
. . .
Narrator: Over at the 4-H Booth, they get fried chicken with all the trimmings!
Crow: [confused] What, tinsel, little lights?
Servo: This is an actual 4-H feeding frenzy.
. . .
Narrator: Other fairgoers like to picnic on the grass like this.
Mike [as Narrator]: Grazing in the grass is a gas. Baby, can you dig it?

[The National Guard retreat from the attacking grasshoppers.]
Crow [as soldier]: One weekend a month my ass!