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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Servo [as Narrator], Narrator and others in “Code Name: Diamond Head”

[The Narrator talks about lunchtime at the fair over footage of children eating, including a noticeably obese boy chowing down on a foot-long hot dog.]

SAServo [as Narrator]

Watch the boy on the left. His heart's about to explode! Waaait...

. . .

NNarrator

Over at the 4-H Booth, they get fried chicken with all the trimmings!

CCrow

[confused] What, tinsel, little lights?

Servo

This is an actual 4-H feeding frenzy.

. . .

NNarrator

Other fairgoers like to picnic on the grass like this.

MAMike [as Narrator]

Grazing in the grass is a gas. Baby, can you dig it?

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