[The Narrator is talking about profitable egg production.]
A hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you 3 eggs for every pound you feed her.
MAMike [as Narrator]
She will live.
Keep that one.
CACrow [as Narrator]
She's worth millions.
But if she eats 70 pounds of feed and lays only 70 eggs a year, you better send her to the market or to your dinner table.
Or put a warning slip on her desk.
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