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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 7

Narrator, Mike [as Narrator] and others in “The Brute Man”

[The Narrator is talking about profitable egg production.]

A hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you 3 eggs for every pound you feed her.

MAMike [as Narrator]

She will live.

Keep that one.

CACrow [as Narrator]

She's worth millions.

But if she eats 70 pounds of feed and lays only 70 eggs a year, you better send her to the market or to your dinner table.

Or put a warning slip on her desk.

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