CCrow
The movie really heightens the lack of interest in the film.
Yeah, I think--huh?
“Time Chasers” · Season 8
In this episode: Tom Servo (16), Mike Nelson (12), Crow T. Robot (11), East Eddie (2)
[As Nick and Lisa's plane crashes towards the rocky shore of a lake, the camera pans to the plane's altimeter]
They're running out of Alt!
[Cut to a view of the speedometer.]
And their Miffnots [MPH KNOTS] are goin' down!
[After Robertson punches Nick out of the flying plane, Nick somehow manages to hang on with his palms flat against the smooth metal wing]
CACrow [as Nick]
Ha-ha! Unlucky for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!
[After Robertson's time transport crashes into a tree]
CCrow
27 Keebler elves were killed today when a light plane plunged into their tree!
E.L. Fudge remains in critical condition.
. . .
Oh, he's trying to get honey like Pooh!
CCrow
Oh, he's like poo, all right.
. . .
[as Nick climbs down the tree]
CCrow
He's climbing an Ent!
[in a deep, Entish voice] Hoom hom, get off me, hm.
. . .
[Later in that scene, Robertson shoots Nick and kills him]
CCrow
He died as he lived: mud-stained and splaying.
[As a static shot of a tree goes on for quite a while]
Did the tree contribute money to the film? Why are they showing this?
[Nick types in commands to erase the floppy disks containing his time travel software]
So, eight 5¼" floppies hold the keys to time travel.
Delete copies of film? Yes. Delete memory of film from mankind's consciousness? Yes.
[As he throws out the last one, the camera pans to a heap of electronics, including one suspiciously long box with a cord coming out of it]
Hey... even declared war on his surge protector...
[The credits begin to roll; a slow, low-pitched tune comes up]
Who's playing the chamber pot?!
[The writer credit appears]
CCrow
Written? This movie was written? I don't think so.
[Credits display: Mathew Bruch as Nick Miller]
We serve a delicious bruch every Suh-day.
[The credits display "The Producers Wish To Thank", followed by a VERY long list of people and organizations]
Wow, they are special thanking the HELL out of this movie!
. . .
All these people bear... some responsibility, you know.
[The penultimate "thanks" are to "The citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont"]
Which means I really, really hate the citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont. I'm not kidding, Mike. I never liked the citizens and officials of stupid Rutland, Vermont! This is just the nail in the coffin, as far as I'm concerned. Go to hell, citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont!
CCrow
Filmed in Vermont: the other, smaller Wisconsin!
LLisa
Nick!
CACrow [as Lisa]
I was shaving this morning and got a nick!
[Eddie hits Crow in the head and knocks him on the floor.]
[irritated] Get up! You're all right.
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