[At the carnival, Lombardi talks about his assistant Andrea with Johnny the barker.]
BJBarker Johnny
I knew her when she was a carnival follower. Every time we'd hit a town, she'd be there, waiting for us.
So she's a carnival preceder.
“The She-Creature” · Season 8
In this episode: Tom Servo (6), Mike Nelson (6), Crow T. Robot (4), Erickson (3), Bobo (1)
[Dr. Erickson chats with Andrea, who noticeably fills out her tight-fitting top.]
Maybe we could talk about it over a cup of coffee.
AAndrea
I'd like that.
SAServo [as Erickson]
Would you like a C cup or a D cup of coffee?
[Lombardi hypnotizes Andrea back to her "Elizabeth" former life. Fellow hypnotist Erickson (played by Lance Fuller) questions her.]
CACrow [as Erickson/Fuller]
My first question: will I get the part in This Island Earth?
What year is it, Andrea?
MAMike [as Elizabeth]
[singing] The year of the cat.
AEAndrea/Elizabeth
1618, the Year of Our Lord.
SAServo [as Elizabeth/Eliza Doolittle]
In 'artford, 'ereford, and 'ampshire.
Who is the reigning monarch?
AEAndrea/Elizabeth
James Stuart.
MAMike [as George Bailey]
Now, wait a second. You're crazy, and you're driving me crazy, too!
[Lombardi forces King the dog to back away simply by staring at him.]
LLombardi
There aren't many who can control an animal by hypnosis, are there, Doctor?
No.
LLombardi
He did what I told him without a single word.
That's because he's a dog!
[As Dr. Erickson looks out over the beach, large flipper-like footprints appear mysteriously in the sand.]
[gasps] Donald Duck has the Ring of Power!
...
CCrow
Frodo goes snorkling!
[A poster for Dr. Lombardi's show features a picture of him, serious and unsmiling]
See his lecture series, "Let A Smile Be Your Calling Card."
[To keep the Observers at bay so Pearl and Bobo can escape, the Nanites place a Number 7 move on the planet below]
Say, what's a Number 7? [the planet explodes]
Mike, you blew up another planet! What is your deal?
I just told them to take care of a little problem!
CCrow
And they did! Here comes Mike- Destroyer of Worlds!
Oh God of Fire and Vengeance... stay away from me!
[The creature has just mortally attacked Lombardi as blank-faced Dr. Erickson looks on:]
MAMike [as Erickson]
Well, mmm, gosh, I, mmm... Hmm. Uh...
...
[Erickson continues to emote incomprehensibly:]
CCrow
Fear? Elation? What is it?
...
CCrow
Despair? Love? Joy? Tell us!
...
CCrow
Concern? Passion? Hunger? What, Lance?
...
CCrow
Ennui? Angst? Apathy? Gas?
...
Cold? Jubilant? Headache-y?
His emotional memory is the previous scene.
Man, if ever I wanted to put a movie into a stump grinder, this is the one.
[stinger; Bobo lies on the floor of the Camping Planet, in pain from the crash landing]
BBobo
[weakly] Ow; my spine. Ow...
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