Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8
“Terror from the Year 5000” · Season 8
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (7), Tom Servo (6), Mike Nelson (6)
{Two scientists are looking at a statue of unknown origin]:
Now there's an interesting sample!
Now there's an interesting line read!
What is it?
Don't know yet.
Remember, when making a dramatic film, be sure to use genuine actors.
I thought scientists were great explorers of the unknown.
I'll do my exploring in the laboratory, if you don't mind.
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine! [N]
All these random scenes simply abut each other to form a movie.
[Claire takes a reluctant Dr. Hedges to a pier after answering about two dozen stupid questions from him.]
Now what's going on?
Who's that other guy?
Where are we going?
What is this fluid under my feet?
What happened to the day-ball?
Let's chip in and buy this movie a life.
[On the creek bottom, Bob Hedges finds the chest containing the dead cat.]
Hey! They whacked Toonces!
Well, he killed a made canary, so they had to do 'im.
Think, Bob. Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any new region?
Genocide?
Slavery?
Diseased blanket spreading?
[Bob Hedges, Claire, and her father have some time to kill while waiting for Victor's test results.]
Is there a good movie in town?
[snorts] Now we get to watch people watching a movie? What is that all about?
Heh heh heh!
[Mike and Crow consider what they're saying.]
Oh.
[Victor packs a suitcase and leaves the house]
I'm goin' to the city to be a stud.
Please! That's a hideous thought.
This is the same sumptuously detailed set that was later used in The Age of Innocence!
Or was it Sense and Sensibility?
I think it was Barfly.
Yeah, that's it.
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