[Deathstalker randomly appears outside the tower window to confront Troxartis.]
What the-- Uh? Th-- Oh... [as Troxartis] You clever bastard. So the editor's working with you!
“Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell” · Season 7
In this episode: Mike Nelson (12), Tom Servo (10), Crow T. Robot (8)
[After the climactic battle, Marinda lies dying in Deathstalker's arms.]
MMarinda
I love you!
Quick! Jam a potato in the wound!
CACrow [as Marinda]
You were my first... tuber.
[Deathstalker's friend who looks like Michael McDonald is comforting him after losing Marinda.]
SAServo [as Michael McDonald character]
She came from somewhere back in your long ago.
MAMike [as Deathstalker]
Look, just shut up.
[That night, Marinda's burial-shrouded body lies near a pyre.]
CCrow
Wrapped in foil, she was buried in coals on the beach.
. . .
[Deathstalker tenderly closes the shroud over Marinda's face.]
SAServo [as Deathstalker]
[sobbing] Make sure you crimp the foil good... poke her with a fork so she doesn't explode.
. . .
MAMike [as Deathstalker]
[sobbing] Well... I have to say... she was all-righta. [N]
[A man gives Deathstalker a sympathetic look after Marinda has died]
MAMike [as the man]
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
[Deathstalker leaves the kingdom, and everyone is cheering.]
MAMike [as a member of the crowd]
He's leaving! Our long national nightmare is over!
[An eagle flies overhead making a very odd, synthesizer-like squawk.]
CCrow
You know, it's a lot of things, but it's not a bird sound.
[Deathstalker looks up at the eagle strangely.]
SAServo [as Deathstalker]
I just heard an eagle meow!
Crow [as army]: We're still fighting bravely for our vague goal!
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