[During the opening title song, which praises all the wonderful qualities of Neil Connery...]
[singing] He gets his haircut on Tuesdays!
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[singing] He prefers stuffing to potatoes!
[singing] His favorite movie is Turner and Hooch!
“Operation Double 007” · Season 5
In this episode: Joel Robinson (4), Tom Servo (2), Crow T. Robot (1)
[Neil Connery prepares to hypnotize his patient, Miss Yashuko. He tents his fingers in concentration.]
All right, here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and go to sleeple.
[After an hour or so of no discernible plot development, Mr. Thayer discusses the details of his evil plan.]
TMr. Thayer
Everything will go on, as if nothing happened.
Nothing has happened...
[on the S.O.L. bridge, Joel dresses like a Bond villain, as the Bots dress as his henchmen]
Alright, it's time for my daily back rub; who's going to do the honors?
Joel, none of us having working arms.
I know.
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