Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2
“First Spaceship on Venus” · Season 2
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (3), Joel Robinson (2)
[Brinkman runs up to Dr. Sumiko, a female Asian crewmember, before the flight.]
Sumiko!
I will as soon my lawyer gets here.
Brinkman! [An uneasy moment passes.] Have I changed that much?
Yeah, you used to be a Swedish man!
[Astronaut Brinkman accidentally kicks a rock into a pool of magma, which throws it back. A rockslide showers Brinkman and Sumiko.]
Uhh... note to myself: don't throw rocks at magma.
[The astronauts run up a ramp to escape an oozing, Blob-like slick chasing them.]
Hey, where's Steve McQueen when you need him?
[Prof. Sikarna gives a long boring exposition]
Well, that's very interesting, but does it belong in the script?
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