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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

“Gamera vs. Guiron” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Gamera vs. Guiron” · Season 3

In this episode: Joel Robinson (15), Tom Servo (11), Crow T. Robot (7), Akio (3), Tomoko (3)

Akio and Tom went on a spaceship, mother!

ASAkio's Mother

Don't tell me such a silly story like Akio and Tom.

It's true! We found a spaceship near the river, and they went inside. It lit up suddenly, and-

ASAkio's Mother

I see. Akio's up to something again.

JAJoel [as Akio's Mother]

No more sugar for you.

Please tell me something. Don't you believe in spaceships, and spacemen, you know?

ASAkio's Mother

No I don't.

But, the paper said a lot of people saw flying saucers. Don't you know it?

ASAkio's Mother

They are all made up stories!

But mother-

CACrow [as Akio's Mother]

I'm not your mother!

ASAkio's Mother

Stop it! Study, or you cannot enter a good school.

SAServo [as Akio's Mother]

Mommy's just... mad 'cause she doesn't know... phonics.

CACrow [as Tomoko]

I'll show her! I'm gonna grow up to break up The Beatles!

[Tom's Mother drives up to Aiko's home]

TSTom's Mother

Good afternoon, I've come to pick up Tom.

It's Vanessa Redgrave!

[Aiko's mother approaches]

ASAiko's Mother

Hello Elsa...

Hello, Inga.

TSTom's Mother

Hello, thank you.

Hello!

TSTom's Mother

...thank you again.

Hello.

Thank you.

Hello.

ASAiko's Mother

...sorry to say, but Tom went out with Aiko and hasn't returned.

Thank you.

TSTom's Mother

I see, well where did they go? Does Tomoko know anything about it?

Hello.

ASAiko's Mother

No, and there's no use to ask her...

[shot of Tomoko on the balcony]

SAServo [as Tomoko]

I'm gonna jump, don't try to stop me!

TSTom's Mother

...you said space?

ASAiko's Mother

Yeah.

Hello!

ASAiko's Mother

...much longer.

SCServo, Crow, and Joel

Thank you!

ASAiko's Mother

So he just have run away knowing that you were coming to pick him up.

Hahahaha...

SCServo, Crow, and Joel

Hello!

That provides me with interest, and for that, I thank you!

Hello.

Thank you.

ASAiko's Mother

...much longer.

TSTom's Mother

Thank you. If you wouldn't mind please, let him stay.

Thank you.

SAServo [as Tom's Mother]

I'll pick him up when he's 21, thank you!

ASAiko's Mother

...please drop in for tea.

Hello.

TSTom's Mother

Thanks, but I'm in a hurry.

ASAiko's Mother

I see...

Thank you.

Bye.

Hello, and thank you!

[Tom's mother gets in her car]

Thank you for going.

Hello.

SAServo [as Tom's Mother]

Oh send him to Harvard, will you? Thank you, hello!

[As Tom's mother drives away, Tomoko surprises her by hiding in the back seat]

JAJoel [as Tomoko/hijacker]

Shut up and keep driving! And thank you!

Hello!

[laughing] Hello!

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