“Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 8 (short)” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Servo

[singing] You're watching Commando Cody; a not-so-new character from Republic. He gets in trouble every week, but he's saved by editing...

Joel

[singing] His laboratory is a boxing ring when bad guys come to mix it up; someone always gets kidnapped, so Cody has to go to fix it up...

[singing] Bad guys beware- Cody is there; you'll like his hair, it's under his helmet, 'cuz we couldn't think of a good rhyme; and that's the end of the Commando Cody theme song! So sit right back, and with a will of granite, watch Chapter 8- The Enemy Planet. [nervously laughs]

Servo

[as Cody's assistant, Ted, is shown losing oxygen] By this time, my lungs were aching for air!

[role-playing as Krog on the bridge] Earth men, I want you to take an atomic bomb the size of a pineapple, strap it to a Piper Cub, and crash into Mt. Vesuvius!

Servo

[roleplaying as Commando Cody] Does he have any idea who he's dealing with? I could-

Ahhh, you're Servo; and Joel's holding you up.

Servo

Pay no attention to the man holding me up.