Dad, now Janey's going, can I have a pay rise?
S3Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
Who'd have thought it, eh? Our little girl flying the nest. Before you know it, Michael will be gone too. Then it will just be the three of us, the way it was meant to be.
S3Desperately Squeaking Susan
"Tesco's out of Brie, so gn to Paris."
"Gn?"
"Prices 2 high, so gn to Nice for chse."
Mm-hmm.
"Don't worry about money. I have Dad's bnk card." Any reply?
Yep, yep.
"Dr Nk, u r f'd."
S3Of Mice and Ben
I am not having people witness my life. It's bad enough that I have to see it.
(on camera) I know you might not want to use this in your little film, but I just want to put the record straight...she asked me to marry her.
Who?
You know. Our guest. The one who eats all our food and is always bothering us?
Oh, Abi.
No, the hairy one.
Nick.
S3Imperfect Strangers
(under her breath) You're late.
(under his breath) How do you know? You've not met me yet.
You don't understand. I don't want to!
RRaymond
Ah, but your eyes say "Yes".
Yours will be saying "Ow" in a minute.
S3The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
Your line sounds dated.
DDirector
Well, it is set two thousand years ago!
So is Jesus Christ Superstar, but it didn't stop Lloyd Webber from adding guitars!
DDirector
For the fifth time, you're not going to sing!
S3Waiting to Inhale
I'm going to confront him with this and give him a piece of my mind!
I think you've lost enough of it already...which means: let me talk to him.
You?!
Yeah. Let's at least let him grow some goolies before you lop 'em off.
I'm going to be a Tory Prime Minister. I don't need any hippy baggage in my past.
So what were you doing at that girl's house, then?
I didn't go for illicit drugs; I went for illicit sex.
You are a Tory!
S3A Handful of Dust
Ben and Susan are discussing Janey's new friend, Kate, who is a lesbian
There are many notable lesbians in history. Catherine the Great.
Name says it all.
k.d. lang.
Wonderful voice. Sharon Simpson.
Who's she?
One of my patients. Lovely teeth.
Oh, no! My worst nightmare: two lesbians sharing a bed in my house, and one of them's my sister!
I'm not gay.
Well that about takes the biscuit doesn't it? How dare you not be gay. Good God! You put us through anxiety, anger, confusion, doubt, anger...
You said anger.
I was angry twice. Until we finally reach tolerance and acceptance, and you tell us you're not gay. My own daughter! I feel betrayed!
S3Ghosts
I'm doing The Knowledge.
You haven't even passed The Ignorance.
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