I'm doing The Knowledge.
You haven't even passed The Ignorance.
“Ghosts” · Season 3
In this episode: Ben Harper (5), Nick (4), Michael (1), Abi (1)
There might be some burnt cheese stuck to the lid. You snooze, you lose.
No, I win! (holds up bag) Yes, it's Chinese Takeaway time! Oh yes! Oh, look at this! Chicken with cashew nuts, spring rolls, capital spare ribs. My favourite. And it's followed closely by the ever-loved rice. It's alright, Michael; you can lick the lids.
You mean to say you got takeaway and you didn't even consult your kids.
(smiling broadly) Yeah.
Don't you feel guilty?
(still smiling) No.
Is that Chinese takeaway?
No, it's Chinese keep-away.
What putrefaction is this? Michael, holy water. (takes a spray bottle) Music. (plays Tubular Bells) Be thou not afraid! (sprays Ben)
(to Abi) You, you're unhinged! (to Michael) You, you're demented! (to Nick) You, you're just... you!
Sorry, Dad. I can't betray a confidence. A cab driver's like a priest.
Twenty quid?
Bless you, my son!
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