Nick quotes from My Family

Nick

Sorry, Dad. I can't betray a confidence. A cab driver's like a priest.

Ben

Twenty quid?

Nick

Bless you, my son!

Ben

(cringing) It's the thought that counts.

Michael

Shame it's such a horrible thought.

Nick

Nice tie!

Nick

(pulling a container from the refrigerator) Is this lasagne or fish?

Michael

What's it smell like?

Nick

Fish.

Michael

Then it's lasagne.

Ben

Oh, for crying out loud...

Susan

Ben, calm down. It's only been five minutes.

Nick

(staring at a nervous, elderly couple) That's how it always starts. With five minutes. Then ten. Then half an hour. Then an hour. Then two hours... and then a month.

Ben

Nick.

Nick

Then two months.

Ben

Nick!

Nick

Then a year!

Ben

Nick, please!

Could you please get your son to be quiet?

Ben

No, but you have a go, by all means.

He's making my wife nervous.

Ben

You'll get used to it.

That's right. Nothing to do with you. Wash your hands of it.

Susan

Don't worry. He has.