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Ben
Oh, for crying out loud...
Susan
Ben, calm down. It's only been five minutes.
Nick
(staring at a nervous, elderly couple) That's how it always starts. With five minutes. Then ten. Then half an hour. Then an hour. Then two hours... and then a month.
Ben
Nick.
Nick
Then two months.
Ben
Nick!
Nick
Then a year!
Ben
Nick, please!
Barry Hall
Could you please get your son to be quiet?
Ben
No, but you have a go, by all means.
Barry
He's making my wife nervous.
Ben
You'll get used to it.
Barry
That's right. Nothing to do with you. Wash your hands of it.
Susan
Don't worry. He has.
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