[looking through a photograph album with Rikochet and Flea] Oh, look, Rikochet. I had perfect teeth. Here's me with my buena baby teeth. Here's me and my buena teeth mask horseback riding. And look, here's me and my teeth at the 24-hour, no holds barred Baja-Luchathon... [sighs] Before I got braces.
Hmm. That reminds The Flea of something. Oh, yes, the dentist said The Flea has perfecto teeth. The Flea does not need braces.
Flea, I don't wanna hear about your perfect teeth. I... But The Flea's teeth aren't perfect. Wait a minute. My buena sense is tingling. It tells me that something's wrong. I don't need braces. El Evil Dentista of Doom must have lied about The Flea. And me! [almost falls off; groans angrily] IT'S NOT RIGHT! [trips and falls] I am so gonna turn that no-good, lying sack of dentures into the masked dental board!
Whoa! Hold your caballos there, Buena Girl. You just can't go to the mask dental board on a buena hunch. You're gonna need proof.
Then, I'm going to the evil dentist's office and get some! 'Cause I don't give up! 'Cause I'm Buena Girl! 'Cause I'm a masked wrestler! And last, but not least, I'm a... [gets shocked by Megawatt's electrical power]
The Flea thinks you are a freak of nature.
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