Moral Orel · Season 1, Episode 5
“The Blessed Union” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Orel (3), Stephanie Foamwire-Putty (2), Clay Puppington (1)
Well, in this town, I guess I could use someone like me when I was your height. OK kid, I’m gonna give you a “Prince Albert”
“Prince Albert?”
Yep, I’m gonna put one of these through your Johnson. Then when you’re finally tall enough to drive it home, your good lady wife will be squealing like she’s won a year’s supply of pantyhose.
Um, I was wondering, do you need any help around the shop, for when it gets busy?
Busy? This store? In Moralton?
(Orel looks around the shop. It is empty)
If I get another piercing, how long would it take? Could I be here all day?
Look, I know you like it here with me. I like you too. But face it, shorty, you're gonna need some time in that sun if you're ever gonna grow. You're a good kid. Just stay that way and that'll be all you need to make your woman happy.
Okay. You know, you should really think about getting married. You'd make a pretty good mom.
Thanks. Take care, Orel. (Orel leaves) Uh-oh, maternal pang. (She quickly pierces her eyebrow) Ah, all gone.
[In the study after Clay learns of Orel's piercing]
Orel, I want you to stay away from that person
But dad, she has such a warm attitude
"Warm attitude?" You kids today and your slang
But it's true, she's very pleasant
Son, she's only pleasant because she is different. When you're normal like the rest of us in Moralton, you have the luxury of being unpleasant.
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