Stinking dead-end job...
Hello, sweetheart.
[suddenly happy] Hi, honey!
“Waste” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Clay Puppington (3), Orel (2), Bloberta Puppington (2)
You have a lot of time before you decide what you're going to do for a living. And when you do start working, it's not going to be as easy as just peeing into a Tupperware container. Working is a very hard, soul-numbing and joyless experience, son
Gosh, thanks for preparin' me for the future Dad, you're the best!
If I can make sure you're ready for the dead-end bleakness of adulthood, then I've done my job.
I'm not throwing out your breakfast again, it's a waste. And God hates waste
He does?
Yes. Why do you think He won't even throw the devil away?
Your mother's right, Orel. What's more, your track coach, Mr. Stopframe, has just sent me a 12 page letter.
What does it say?
Oh, many many things...but here on page 7, he mentions you.
Oh, but why did he send you--
He says that you've been coming in with slower and slower times at practice.
What else does he write about Dad?
Well, that's all as far as you're concerned.
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