Mr. Equator quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

[introducing himself to Victor] Good evening. I'm Equator; Mr. Equator. Like 'round the middle of the Earth, only with an L.

[laughs hysterically]

And this is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.

There must be some kind of mistake, because this isn't-

[of Iris] Who's she? Who's the bird?

I-

You've got a nice pair there, haven't you, love? [fondles Iris by the breasts and kisses her, causing her to spazz out] Shut up, you silly bitch. It's only a bit of fun.

[as Arthur Name is getting drinks for everyone] Three cans of beans for me.

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I only want three cans!

BATTEN YOUR LIP, YOU RATBAG!! [both burst into hysterical laughter] That was rather witty, wasn't it?

Get out! All of you; get out!!

I beg your pardon?

I'm throwing you all out! I'm not going to have my house filled with filthy perverts. Now, I'm giving you half a minute to leave or I'm calling the police!

I don't much like the tone of your voice. [shoots Victor dead]