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Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 1, Episode 9

Audrey and Mr. Equator in “The Ant, an Introduction”

Audrey

[as Arthur Name is getting drinks for everyone] Three cans of beans for me.

Mr. Equator

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

Audrey

I only want three cans!

Mr. Equator

BATTEN YOUR LIP, YOU RATBAG!! [both burst into hysterical laughter] That was rather witty, wasn't it?

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