Monty Python's Flying Circus · 162 quotesHHungarian
My hovercraft is full of eels.
S2 E12 Spam
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Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Monty Python's Flying Circus: in 3 of its 162 quotes
Lines by Hungarian 1
Scenes with Hungarian 2
[The Hungarian gentleman enters with phrase book and meets the tobacconist]
HHungarian
[reading his phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
TTobacconist
[confused] Sorry?
HHungarian
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
TTobacconist
No, no, no. This is tobacconist's.
HHungarian
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
TTobacconist
No, no, no...tobacco...er, cigarettes?
HHungarian
Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
TTobacconist
[more confused] What?
HHungarian
[miming matches] My hovercraft is full of eels.
TTobacconist
Matches, matches? [showing some]
HHungarian
Yah, yah. [taking cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book] Er, do you want...do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
TTobacconist
I don't think you're using that right.
HHungarian
You great pouf.
TTobacconist
That'll be six and six, please.
HHungarian
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
TTobacconist
[miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book] It costs six and six... [mumbling as he searches] Costs six and six...Here we are...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
[The Hungarian hits the tobacconist between the eyes. The policeman, walking along the street, suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop]
PPoliceman
What's going on here?
HHungarian
[to the policeman] You have wonderful thighs.
PPoliceman
[shocked and confused] What?!
TTobacconist
[points to the Hungarian] He hit me!
HHungarian
Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til' lunchtime!
PPoliceman
Right! [drags the Hungarian away]
HHungarian
Ah! My nipples explode with delight!
S2 Hungarian Phrasebook
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[A Hungarian man is reading a badly translated Hungarian-to-English phrase book]
PPolice Officer
What's going on here?
HHungarian
You have wonderful thighs.
PPolice Officer
What?
HHungarian
Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til' lunchtime!
PPolice Officer
Right! [arrests the Hungarian]
HHungarian
My nipples explode with delight!
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S2 E12 Spam
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