In 1970 the British Empire lay in ruins, foreign nationals frequented the streets, many of them Hungarians (not the streets--the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these Hungarians went into tobacconists shops to buy cigarettes...
My hovercraft is full of eels.
[A Hungarian man is reading a badly translated Hungarian-to-English phrase book]
PPolice Officer
What's going on here?
You have wonderful thighs.
PPolice Officer
What?
Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til' lunchtime!
PPolice Officer
Right! [arrests the Hungarian]
My nipples explode with delight!
Spam
BMrs Bun
Have you got anything without Spam?
WWaitress
Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
BMrs Bun
I don't want any Spam!
BMr Bun
Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
BMrs Bun
That's got Spam in it!
BMr Bun
Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
BMrs. Bun
Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
WWaitress
Bleurgh!
BMrs. Bun
What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
VVikings
[singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
WWaitress
You can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam.
BMrs. Bun
Why not?!
WWaitress
Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, would it?
BMrs. Bun
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
BMr. Bun
No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Spam. I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam!
WWaitress
Baked beans are off.
BMr. Bun
In that case, can I have Spam instead?
WWaitress
You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?
BMr. Bun
Yes!
WWaitress
Bleurgh!
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