[Fritz is shocked to see a brand new vending machine where Vendy was]
A new vending machine?
Look at that. It even has hot foods. That's pretty... hot.
That's right, sir. I had it installed just for you.
You had it installed? No, no, no. This wasn't Duncan's idea.
Yeah, Val and I are the ones who gave Mike the idea to upgrade.
But I approved the delivery.
Duncan!
No, no, no, no, no. I don't think I like this.
Me neither.
It's just too soon.
Way too soon.
I miss Vendy.
This was all College Boy's hair-brained scheme.
What?! No! Hey, I didn't ask Mike to send this down.
You said it was your idea.
I said it was Mike's idea.
Upgrades.
This is clearly all their fault. Keep that in mind.
No-no-no, hold on.
Duncan...
[as Tylor, Val and Duncan continue arguing, Fritz walks up to the new vending machine and looks through all the selections]
Wow! Look at all these refreshing Drooler Cooler flavors. I like this.
And it was all my idea!
Really, Duncan?
How do I choose? There's Spineapple! That sounds...
Whatever you want.
Taste Free, Bilgeberry. Maybe I'm just gonna go for Bile Blast.
If you're happy, I'm happy.
[selects Bile Blast] Bump-bump-bump. [inserts his coins] Bitty bump. [the machine opens and a tray comes out holding a Bile Blast Drooler Cooler] Oh, my! [drinks the Drooler Cooler] The acidity's astounding. I can't feel my tongue, but so what? Maybe I should've tried the Lemon Slime instead. That could've been even more delightful and refreshing.
Hey, look, there's an exchange button.
Huh?
Right there.
Oh. Jumping gaskets! [presses the exchange button and places the drink back in the tray] Whoa! Would you look at that? [selects Lemon Slime] Bitty bump. [the tray comes out holding a Lemon Slime Drooler Cooler] I can't get over it! This is really something! Thank you, Vendy 2! [kisses "Vendy 2"] And thank you all. You know, I'm having a really rough week and this makes me feel a smidgy bit better. [goes into his office carrying multiple sodas]
You hear that? He thanked us. We're not getting fired.
No, no. He thanked moi. I'm not getting fired.
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