[Someone has nearly tried to kill Randy by running him down]
How is he?
Broken arm, broken leg, probably a couple of broken ribs. Suitcase took most of the blow; it could've been much worse.
Can he identify the driver?
He can't identify me! I'll check back later. [to Monk] What have you got?
Condensation. The air conditioner was running, and the humidity is what, about 70%? So that car was idling right here for about 20 minutes.
So what, he was waiting for him?
From the tire tracks, he must have peeled out at full speed.
So he didn't even try to brake, or make the turn? Son-of-a-bitch! [to Natalie] What happened?! He was only here for an hour! Did he piss somebody off?
[produces an evidence bag] And we found this, near the gas pedal. It's some kind of green mud.
I'll get this down to the lab right away.
Captain, it's not your case.
By hell it's not! [Lieutenant Bristo approaches]
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