[about the "police officer" at a bachelorette party]
Natalie Teeger
Mr. Monk, he's not a real cop. He's a stripper.
Adrian Monk
I don't think so.
Natalie Teeger
Didn't you see his badge? It says "Officer Feelgood."
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Monk, the guy's got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk
I thought he'd lost his wallet.
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