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S3 E15

Monk · Season 3, Episode 15

Harold Krenshaw, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer and others in “Mr. Monk and the Election”

[while Stottlemeyer and Monk question Harold Krenshaw, Stottlemeyer takes a bite of a coconut donut]

Harold Krenshaw

Now you have to eat a sugar one.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Don't want a sugar one.

Adrian Monk

Then you could take three more coconuts and two chocolate.

Harold Krenshaw

Or two coconuts and two glazed.

Adrian Monk

Or he could just eat all of them. That would be easier.

Harold Krenshaw

That's a good idea.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Or, I can do this. [He grabs the box, mashes it, then folds it in half, and pokes a hole in the middle] There. Now there's one donut. One big damn donut.

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