[an old woman, actually Randy wearing a wig and some makeup, walks up to Monk and Sharona at the homeless shelter's serving counter]
Adrian Monk
Oh my God!
Sharona Fleming
[sees through the disguise] What are you supposed to be?
Lt. Randall Disher
I'm undercover. I'm homeless.
Sharona Fleming
What's that on your face?
Lt. Randall Disher
Dirt.
Sharona Fleming
[to Monk] Give the lady some gravy. [Monk does so]
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