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S2 E10

Monk · Season 2, Episode 10

Adrian Monk, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer and others in “Mr. Monk and the Paperboy”

[Monk, Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher are at the scene of the store clerk's death]

Adrian Monk

When did it happen?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

The M.E. is saying two and a half, three hours. He worked as the night manager at the Stop 'n Go on Ridgedale.

Sharona Fleming

Oh my God, we were just there! That's where we bought the newspaper. [to Randy] Along with your letter in it to me.

Lt. Randall Disher

It wasn't to you!

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

His shift ended at 4:00 AM, he came here to make the night deposit. He got jumped by the killer, stabbed twice: once in the neck, once in the stomach, with that bottle. [Monk looks at the remains of the bottle that Vicki Salinas used as the murder weapon]

Adrian Monk

No prints on the bottle?

Lt. Randall Disher

Nothing yet.

Adrian Monk

Surveillance camera?

Lt. Randall Disher

Negative. It's over by the ATM, facing the wrong way. It didn't see a thing. [Stottlemeyer turns to Monk]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Now what I can't get over, is that we haven't had a homicide in this neighborhood for over four years, all of a sudden we've got two: first your newspaper boy, killed for a newspaper, and now this robbery.

Adrian Monk

No, this was no robbery.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

But the killer took the money.

Adrian Monk

The killer wants us to think robbery. But why wouldn't he do it in a more secluded spot? He could have killed him anywhere between here and the store.

Lt. Randall Disher

Well maybe the killer just waited for him here by the bank.

Adrian Monk

No. No, the killer had to have followed the victim from the store. [points at the bottle] Cream soda bottle. You can't find that brand anywhere else.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well how do you know the victim wasn't drinking it? He worked at the Stop 'n Go.

Adrian Monk

That's true. [Sharona examines the bottle]

Sharona Fleming

It's a woman. There's lipstick on the bottle. [Monk and Stottlemeyer squat and see some lipstick towards the bottom of the bottle]

Adrian Monk

How did I miss that?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

She's stronger and smarter than you.

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