Lt. Randall Disher and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in “Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger”

Sir, are you ready for this?

What is this? A game show? Can't you just walk in here and say what you have to say?

The droplets on Willie Nelson's jacket: human blood from the victim.

Well, he said that he leaned over the body. Maybe he got the blood on him then.

The lab is 40% sure they're splatter marks from the actual shooting.

40%?

What do you think?

Well, I think it's not exactly through the hoop, is it?

Okay, the blood is 40%. Videotape?

Forty-eight percent.

Voice I.D.?

Fifteen percent.

Motive?

Twenty.

Well, that's like 123%. I mean, plus means and opportunity.

All right, bring him in. I have to be crazy. Be plumb out of my mind to arrest Willie Nelson.