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S1 E6

Monk · Season 1, Episode 6

Lt. Randall Disher and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in “Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger”

[Disher comes into Stottlemeyer's office]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

You just missed the deputy commissioner. Guess what he wanted to talk about? Murder rates spiking? The Sidney Teal investigation? No, all he wanted to know was what we're doing about the runaway cop.

Lt. Randall Disher

Fraidy Cop. [drops a newspaper on Stottlemeyer's desk; camera focuses on an article that is headlined "Who is Fraidy Cop?"]

Lt. Randall Disher

That's what they're calling him. [Stottlemeyer scruitinizes the article] We, uh, sort of pieced together the route he took. [He walks over to a blown up street map of San Francisco, and sighs wearily] I don't know. Okay. [He pulls out a few pushpins] After the shooting, three people saw him running west towards the park here, and on 19th, here, [Inserts a pushpin into an intersection] he flagged down a taxi.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

He took a taxi?

Lt. Randall Disher

Yeah, it gets worse. He, uh, threw up in the backseat. But we did get his blood type from the vomit. The taxi then, uh, dropped him off at a bar up on Geary Street... [inserts another pushpin on the map] ...there, where he sat in a booth at the back, apparently drinking bourbon and crying.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

He was crying? Oh, dear Lord.

Lt. Randall Disher

About midnight, an older woman in a brown station wagon was seen picking him up. Possibly his mother.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

He called his mom?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well, that son-of-a-bitch better hope I don't find him first. [He looks at the cartographic sketch of Fraidy Cop]

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