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Monk · Season 7

Lt. Disher, Patrick Kloster and others in “Mr. Monk and the Genius”

[Monk, Natalie, Stottlemeyer and Disher question Patrick Kloster at the airport security office]

LDLt. Disher

According to the Vancouver police, they interrupted the match at 1:21 PM to inform you that your wife had died?

PKPatrick Kloster

That's right.

LDLt. Disher

And they said you kept playing, that you finished the match?

PKPatrick Kloster

Of course I did. That's what Linda would have wanted.

It's funny. I would have been too upset to concentrate.

PKPatrick Kloster

I was upset, Captain. That's why it took me 44 moves to win.

Your wife came to see me this morning, Mr. Kloster.

PKPatrick Kloster

Did she?

She told me that you'd been planning to kill her.

PKPatrick Kloster

My wife was an unstable woman.

She didn't seem unstable.

PKPatrick Kloster

I'm sure she was. [Turning to Stottlemeyer and Disher] What did the medical examiner say?

Heart attack.

Yeah, she didn't look sick to me.

PKPatrick Kloster

And what medical school did you attend, Miss Teeger? My wife suffered from high blood pressure, and for most of her life, she was an alcoholic and a heavy smoker. She was also quite depressed.

And there was a $10 million life insurance policy.

PKPatrick Kloster

Well the policy was Linda's idea. I'm insured for the same amount.

What do you know about poison, Mr. Kloster?

PKPatrick Kloster

Not much. More than you, but not much. Although I am an expert on the Poison Pawn.

[Starts to write in his notebook] "Poison pawn..."

PKPatrick Kloster

Uh, that is a chess move, Lt. Disher. I'd be happy to teach it to you.

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