[Monk is cleaning up the car wash for the night after the other workers leave him; Natalie arrives]
[Trying to hide his face] Hola, senorita.
Mr. Monk, I know it's you. [She takes out a wipe and runs toward him]
What's with the wipe? Why do I need a wipe...?
[Hugs him and smothers his cheeks with kisses, then wipes them down] Oh, God! Why didn't you tell me?
To protect you. We thought Rollins might be watching you.
Oh, that's ridiculous! Why would Rollins...? [Rollins suddenly appears from behind Natalie]
Adrian, don't move a muscle! Show me your hands! You too, Ms. Teeger. Oh, you are knee-deep in it now, buddy.
You're the one who's in trouble! We know all about how you framed Mr. Monk and switched the gun barrels! [Monk tries to shush her] If anybody is going to prison, it is you!
[Dryly] Thanks for stopping by, Natalie.
Let me tell you about the real world, Natalie: it's never about what happened. It's always, "can you prove what happened?" [To Monk] All right, Adrian, we've done this before. On the ground, face down.
[Monk starts to lie down, then yells and kicks an oil drum at Rollins. It rolls very very slowly, before coming to a stop a few inches short of Rollins's feet]
What was that?
It was, uh... supposed to... supposed to go faster.
[He shuts off the power and then he and Natalie run]
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