[A mover is packing Monk's belongings up]
Was he a professor?
No, a detective. An amazing detective. He could look at a room or a person and see things that nobody else could see.
Like the Car Wash guy.
What "Car Wash guy"?
That guy in Nevada. I was just reading about him. [Stops packing up belongings and picks up a newspaper] Here, in today's paper. They call him the Car Wash Columbo. Solved a big hit-and-run case single-handedly. [Pauses] Boy, he sounds like a real character. Boss says that it takes him a whole hour to wipe down every car. He won't even use the same rag twice. [Natalie stops, realizing something]
Can I see that? [She looks at the article] There's no picture.
I guess he's modest, too.
[Reading the article] "Leland Rodriguez". [Puts down the paper, angered] His name is Leland?!
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