[Monk, Stottlemeyer, and Disher arrive at the second Julie Teeger crime scene in a cruiser]
It's not her!
Another Julie Teeger? That's impossible!
Capt. Stotlemeyer Very nearly. [They start walking towards the body]
But this one is totally different; it was an accident. She was a graduate student, she was on her bike, and some guy just hit her and kept on going.
But her name? Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
You know, actually, these things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics; there was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery; the next day, she got bit by a shark.
And what does that prove?
I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
[While Monk looks at the body, Stottlemeyer looks at the extensive damage Natalie has put on his new car, namely the smashed-in hood]
What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
I took a shortcut. I... cut across the creek.
There's no bridge across the creek!
I know.
There is no bridge across the creek.
Yes, I know.
There's no bridge across the creek.
Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.
It's okay. It's insured. [Tries once more to get a smudge off the battered hood of the car]
Yeah, remember, sir, that you did say any parent would have done the same thing.
Uh-huh. I think I need to be alone.
Here. [She bangs the hood down, but it doesn't fit. She and Randy walk away to join Monk by the body]
What is it?
Her bike. She has the all the safety features - flashers, two mirrors. She was obviously very careful.
So?
So what was she doing on the wrong side of the road? [Monk pulls a flower petal wedged into the bike frame, and realizes that it comes from a bush in the grass a few feet away. Walking over, he finds a set of tire tracks]
Monk? Check this out. [Monk comes back]
What is it?
It's a bruise. It's square.
It's from a trailer hitch. [To Natalie and Stottlemeyer] Captain, he chased her across the park. He hit her. And then he backed up to finish her off.
He backed up?
He ran her over. This was no random accident.
We've got two homicides, same name, on the same day.
Someone is killing Julie Teegers? [Natalie is now horrified]
Oh my God!
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