[Walking through the parking lot] Look at this mess! Oh for God's sakes, it's gonna take me all day to find him here! I'm gonna miss a whole day's work! An entire day! Gonna wring his little neck!
Captain, he's just a kid! Don't you just want to stay out here for a minute and calm down before you go inside?
Whoa, whoa, hold on! What kind of rock show is this?
It's the biggest festival of the year!
Festival?
[Laughs] Wait- wait- wait, Mr. Monk! You thought they were real rocks? Like a geology exhibit, like a museum?
Maybe. Perfectly understandable mistake.
No, not really.
Okay, well, no harm done. So, I guess I’ll need a ride home.
Monk, I’m not going home without my kid.
All right, look, I, I, I can’t... [A passerby bumps into Monk]
Move it!
I can’t do it! I, I can’t go in there!
Mr. Monk, come on! The Captain needs you!
But there's-- 10,000 of them, and not even one of me!
Okay, look, I understand, Monk. Why don’t you just go wait by the car?
Yeah, I’ll go wait by the car.
Okay, it’s gonna be a while!
Yeah, I’ll be okay. Don’t worry about me. Take your time. But, but hurry back. But take your time. Hurry back. [Trails off; leaving Natalie and Stottlemeyer confused]
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