[Noticing Randy in the crowd, Stottlemeyer calls him from a few feet away]
[Feigning illness] Hello?
Hey, Randy. How ya doing, buddy? I-I was worried about you.
Captain?
Yep?
[Fake coughs] What time is it? [Long pause]
Oh, I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? [Pause] Hey, what's that music I hear?
Oh, [Fake coughs] it's my stereo. It's broken! I can't turn it down!
It's LOUD!
Listen, Captain, thanks for calling!
Sure.
I'm gonna get up now; make myself some soup.
Soup? Yeah soup is good; fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.
Fluids. Okay, thanks for calling, Captain.
Take care. [Randy hangs up, turns to a woman next to him and says]
My boss! [Stottlemeyer puts his hand on Randy's shoulder, and Randy spins around] Whoa. Captain.
Lieutenant.
Did you, uh, did you call in sick, too?
No, Randy. I'm looking for Jared.
Well, here's what happened with me: I was on my way to a doctor, and uh... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared. [Takes one last sip of his beer before putting it down and walking away with Stottlemeyer]
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