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Monk · Season 5

Capt. Stottlemeyer, Kris Kedder and others in “Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert”

[Jared has caught the incriminating ball on top of the scaffolding for one of the speakers]

Good job, son. Give me the ball.

[Kedder climbs the adjoining ladder]

KKKris Kedder

No, don’t. Don’t you do it! He’s a cop. What’s your name?

JSJared Stottlemeyer

Jared.

KKKris Kedder

Jared.

Jared, this is very important! Give me the ball!

KKKris Kedder

Hey, man, you do everything the cops tell you? You know, I don’t. I like your shirt.

JSJared Stottlemeyer

Thanks, man.

KKKris Kedder

You play?

JSJared Stottlemeyer

Yeah!

KKKris Kedder

Me and you, we should jam sometime.

Jared! Listen to me! If he deflates that ball, we don’t have a case!

KKKris Kedder

Dude, he’s trying to set me up because of what I am, what I represent.

That’s nonsense, Jared! [Becoming desperate] You might not like me, but you know me!

KKKris Kedder

Hey. You don’t trust cops, do ya?

[Long pause]

JSJared Stottlemeyer

I trust this one. [Throws it to Leland]

KKKris Kedder

Don’t, don’t, don’t do it! [Randy handcuffs him]

Let's go.

KKKris Kedder

Punk!

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