You polished the bullets.
Yeah, you don't want to shoot anybody with a dirty bullet.
Yeah, they might get a infection. God, we're funny together.
We are.
“Mr. Monk and the Badge” · Season 8
In this episode: Adrian Monk (4), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Lt. Disher (2), Natalie Teeger (1)
[Stottlemeyer is doing the roll call and morning announcements to the detectives]
Adrian Monk is back. Back where he belongs. [Monk stands up and reads from a notecard]
Seventy years ago, Thomas Wolf wrote, "You can't go home again..."
Monk, you don't have to say anything.
Thank God. [Sits down]
Okay, our first order of business is the Pick Axe Killer.
The Gold Rush Killer.
It's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
But they used pickaxes.
Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer! Okay?
Yes, sir.
We're moving on. Now, I don't have to tell you how important this case is but we have caught a break. We have a witness - a woman who lived down the hall from victim #5 has given us a description of the killer.
JDetective Jones
Now that, gentleman, is what you call a real woman.
LDDetective Louis Doyle
No doubt about it.
You can tell. No Adam's apple.
[Monk has captured Mikhail Almonov]
SDSergeant Danny Weaver
Nice work, detective.
Former detective.
SDSergeant Danny Weaver
Former former detective.
Former former former detective.
[About Monk, at Officer Russell DiMarco's wake] I don't see him.
He's here somewhere. Separated the fruit salad.
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