[Monk and Stottlemeyer are at a tailgate party ]
Who are all these people, and where are their parents?
CS Capt. Sottlemeyer
It's a tailgate party, Monk. People get here early, and they start to party and they get all pumped up for the game.
But they're... they're not actually playing in the game.
Well, it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. The trick is not to think about it. You just got to turn your mind off. You do have an "off" switch, right?
Well, here, you can borrow mine. Beer: Nature's off switch.
[Monk learns about the Condors/Wildcats rivalry ]
They're Wildcat fans, Monk. It's a big rivalry.
2R 2nd Rowdy Fan
Two years ago they put a bag of bees in my car!
CW Chet Walsh
Yeah, then his mom spat on my mom, then we flipped his RV! God, I love football!
You used to be a fun guy.
Yeah. No, I remember. I remember the time when you graduated, right? We stole that rowboat, you, me, and Trudy. And the Lake Patrol stopped us and you started speaking Spanish! Now, that was funny! That was funny! Where's that guy?
Yes, Trudy died. But you didn't die. You're alive.
[Stottlemeyer and Monk head towards the gates, leaving Disher to brief some cops on David Gitelson's murder ]
Oh, hey, tell Bob Costas "Randy Disher says hi".
Well, then, wouldn't that just confuse him?
Only one way to find out.
[Monk is suspicious of Shawn Metzger ]
Uh, you have a.. you have a smudge there. What happened there?
SM Shawn Metzger
What happened? I don't know. Do you remember every little smudge you ever got on your clothing?
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