[Monk and Stottlemeyer are at a tailgate party]
Who are all these people, and where are their parents?
CSCapt. Sottlemeyer
It's a tailgate party, Monk. People get here early, and they start to party and they get all pumped up for the game.
But they're... they're not actually playing in the game.
Well, it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. The trick is not to think about it. You just got to turn your mind off. You do have an "off" switch, right?
I don't think so.
Well, here, you can borrow mine. Beer: Nature's off switch.
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