[Natalie tries to convince Monk to take part in an SFPD bachelor auction]
Don't you want to be a team player?
No.
Don't you want to appear to be a team player?
Sure.
“Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan” · Season 6
In this episode: Adrian Monk (4), Natalie Teeger (4)
[Natalie is trying to shoo Marci away]
MMMarci Maven
Look, I really have to see Adrian, it's an emergency!
Yeah, that's what you said last year, Marci, but when he got in the car, you locked the door and tried to drive him to Corpus Cristi!
MMMarci Maven
It was Thanksgiving!
It's possible—there's a chance—she's not crazy. I mean, she's crazy, but she might not be wrong.
[Marci trots towards him with her arms spread]
[Shrinking away] Clue hug?
Take it like a man.
[Marci's dead dog Otto is being framed for a murder]
MMMarci Maven
You're the detective, you figure it out! You do it all the time. The police have a theory and they think it's cut-and-dried, and then you come in and do your thing, like in "Mr. Monk and the Astronaut" or "Mr. Monk Goes Back to School"—oh, you remember that one?
No! Where are you getting these names?
[Last lines; Marci has sent her box of memorabilia back to Monk. He finds the troll doll]
Oh look, it's you. [Natalie finds the bobbleheads of Monk and Marci]
[As Marci] "Oh, Adrian, I adore you! You're so amazing!"
All right...
[As Monk] "Thank you, Marci. I think you have excellent taste. How would you like to be my new assistant? You can follow me around and worship me all day."
All right, it wasn't like that...
[As Marci] "And let's seal the deal with a great big clue hug! Clue hug! Clue hug! Clue hug!"
Cut it out, will you? I know it's you!
[Following him out of the room] "Oh, don't go away, I just want a little clue hug! Clue hug, clue hug, clue hug!"
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