[Julie is seen teaching Monk about computers]
Okay, Mr. Monk, this is called a mouse.
I know that, I haven't been living in a cave.
And this is a mouse pad...
Wow! It is so rubbery!
“Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy” · Season 5
In this episode: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (3), Adrian Monk (2), Julie Teeger (2)
[Stottlemeyer mentions to Agent Thorpe that his equipment is severely outdated]
You're wrong about Adrian Monk.
TAgent Thorpe
Am I?
Yep. I know he's a little strange, and he can be difficult. But I can tell you of at least twelve different cases where all of the evidence...
TAgent Thorpe
Captain Stottlemeyer, you're looking at a half a billion dollars worth of equipment. Are you trying to tell me your funny little friend is smarter than all of this?
[Smiles without flinching] Yes, I am.
This is a complete waste of time, you know that.
TAgent Thorpe
Did you say something?
Yeah. I said, "Monk is right, sir." I have never read one of these "psychological profiles" that meant squat, particularly if it was created by one of these gizmos.
TAgent Thorpe
These "gizmos," as you call them, are going to catch our killer. Mark my words.
[When the "serial killer" makes a break for it, Stottlemeyer grabs FBI Agent Keao's custom-made PDA and throws it, catching the killer in the back and knocking him to the ground]
Hey! You were right, one of your gizmos caught the killer.
[At the end, writing a letter to one of Julie's friends]
Dear Kimberly, I am sorry that I inadvertently sent the S.W.A.T. team to Kayla's slumber party and made you cry. I am sorry about the nightmares, it will never happen again. Adrian Monk.
Very good; this next one is for Allison.
[Begins writing] Dear Allison...
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