Nelson quotes from Mongrels

Nelson

Tonight’s the night I’m going to let my hair down.

Nelson

Tonight’s the night I’ll spray my French cologne on.

Nelson

We might be glad we came along,

Nelson

I'm not a square. I break the rules!

Kali

Huh. The rules of Boggle.

Nelson

Still takes guts!

Nelson

Messing around with Catnip. You've let me down, you've let your friends down... but you know who you've let down most of all?

Marion

Myself?

Nelson

The Variety Club of Great Britain. [Cut to a scene where some excrement is seen on a minibus, with children behind a man shaking his head]

Marion

I made a crap in a sunshine coach?

Nelson

Oh yes, you very much did. There was no trip to Thorpe Park for those kiddies.

Nelson

You ate your own babies?

Vince

Well, you know how it is, Nelson - it's late, you can't be arsed to go to the all-night garage, you ain't got nothing in the fridge...

Nelson

Vince, you've got Muller Rice!

Vince

Well, yeah, but no spoons.

Nelson

Wait a minute. You ate six perfectly healthy children - your own children - just because you couldn't find a spoon!

Vince

In my defence, they are both rhubarb.

Nelson

They're not loveable Christopher Biggins showbiz gays after all - they're evil gays!

Marion

Oh no, the very worst kind of gay!

Kali

You're an ironic folk hero, like that retarded kid who made that stupid Star Wars video.

Nelson

Ooh ooh, you mean.... Hayden Christensen?

Nelson

Marion, for God's sake you're going to die!

Marion

Ah, but then I will wake up in a magical fantasy land, filled with virgins!

Nelson

You mean Games Workshop?