Nelson
You ate your own babies?
Vince
Well, you know how it is, Nelson - it's late, you can't be arsed to go to the all-night garage, you ain't got nothing in the fridge...
Nelson
Vince, you've got Muller Rice!
Vince
Well, yeah, but no spoons.
Nelson
Wait a minute. You ate six perfectly healthy children - your own children - just because you couldn't find a spoon!
Vince
In my defence, they are both rhubarb.
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