Estate agents say millwall is the jewel of the east end,
Canary Wharf’s up-and-coming neighbour.
The house price indices have all gone up and bucked the trend,
And the amenities are improving every day.
Besides, no-one’s been stabbed here since Friday,
There’s not been a murder all day!
We’ve not been on Crimewatch since May!
MMary (Red squirrel)
Yay!
There’s a charming artist’s quarter just behind those burnt-out cars,
A Banksy everywhere you lay your eyes…
MMary
Is that a dead tramp lying there?
Of course not, this is art,
Should be nominated for the Turner Prize...
No-one’s been strangled or maimed!
And you’ll just love our needle exchange!
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