“Middle class is magical” quotes from Mongrels

A safe world free from strife.

Let bad things happen to other folk.

While you read Country Life.

Buy an aga.

Wear a Monsoon dress.

Get your food from M&S.

Own an iPhone.

Watch Bear Grylls.

Take anti-depressant pills.

Drive a 4x4 to school.

Keep three sorts of hummus in your fridge.

Make over your downstairs loo.

Learn to salsa.

Ski in Verbier.