While other mothers were cooking dinner, you were cooking meth.
Otherwise known as working.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Christy Plunkett (4), Bonnie Plunkett (2), Violet Plunkett (1)
Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.
Mom, I've watched you lick cocaine crumbs out of a shag carpet.
It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.
Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age.
Mom, I'm not having sex.
Uh, don't lie to the woman who washes your sheets.
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