[walks in on Luke and Violet on her bed with her jeans half on] God, lock the door!
No, it's not what you think, I'm trying to get them *on* her.
What?
None of my stupid pants fit!
Of course not, Violet, you're pregnant. You had to know this was going to happen.
I did but I still wanted to be hot.
You were hot, that's why you're pregnant.
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