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S1 E20

Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 20

Alex and Claire in “Benched”

Alex

[Enters the car] Hey mom-

Claire

That was 20 minutes.

Alex

Ergh, mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school, you know, with friends, and I love you so much and I appreciate everything you do for me... I'm still your little girl.

Claire

Oh honey, why so sweet?

Alex

Can I get twenty dollars? A bunch of us are going to a movie and we're going to get something to eat afterwards. Jenna's brother is going to take us home.

Claire

Okay! Of course, sweetie, you know what? Take forty!

Alex

Oh my gosh!

Claire

Yeah, that's right!

Alex

Thanks mom!

Claire

Go on, have a great time!

[Alex leaves the car smiling, running to friends]

Claire

[Yelling to Alex from a distance] Oh, Alex, honey! When you're out shopping, you might want to pick up yourself a training bra! I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon! Mummy loves you, kitten! [Mumbling] Teach her to screw with me.

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