Talking about your feelings, that's the first sign of weakness. You want to bottle that stuff up inside you, until it becomes one solid mass of anger and resentment. That's what my Uncle Peter did. Admittedly, he drank himself to death, but that's not the... point. [Answers phone] Hello?
He's hungry. Gammon and egg, and fish and... He wants gammon.
Well, I don't know. Get him some from a vending machine?
Okay, hurry up. You need to be the one dealing with this, not me.
Oh...
[Holds up flyer to door] Guys, this is it.
[Walks up] Right.
What's the plan?
The plan is... we go in there and we ask 'em which one turned Rudy 2 into an old man.
Shit plan.
Is it?
If Rudy 2's a regular at this group, they're going to think you're him. Go undercover, pretend to be him and whoever did it'll be surprised to see you. They'll give themselves away.
[Snaps finger and points] That is genius. Here's what I need, right? I need a beard. I need some glasses. I need a pipe. I want a cloak. Get me a staff of some kind.
You need to look like Rudy 2, otherwise they're not gonna think you're him.
This guy, eight GCSEs. [Zips up jacket] Let's go undercover. [Walks down long stairs and opens door to warehouse]
Rudy 2. How are you doing?
I would imagine you're... quite surprised to see me, guy.
Not really. Um... you always come on a Tuesday.
Let's just say that old habits... die hard. Old... habits.
I'm Finn. [Shakes hands with Stuart]
Nice to meet you. Hi.
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm just here for the biscuits.
Cheers.
Finlay.
What was all that with the fucking milky nipples?
What was the plan, Finn? Can you remember it? The plan was, we don't tell anyone what our real powers are.
That was nothing to do with the plan.
Was it not?
No!
Now, listen to me, dude, seriously. Someone here knows something about Rudy 2. I suggest we just split up.
Yeah, I think we should just... [Rudy walks to support group circle] fuck off!
So, what's your power?
Teleke...
Milky nipples.
Hmm?
Milky nipples. 'Cause every time he tells a lie, he just expresses milk from his nipples. It's ridiculous, and he's very embarrassed about it. Now, you're going to have to excuse us, cos we do have other people we need to speak to. [Slaps Stuart on left shoulder and walks past him]
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